Me: Why did you leave the mariners?
A-rod: What?
Me: Why did you leave the mariners to play for the Yankees? Have you no pride?
A-rod: Wait, kid, are you saying you made a snowman, pretended it was A-rod, just so you could ask that?
Me: Yes.
A-rod: Well I'll be damned... who's the girl?
Me: My girlfriend.
A-rod: Are you married?
Me: No man.
A-rod: Well, either way I was going to hit on her. I'M A-ROD!
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